10. When im on the phone and clearly speaking, do not come up to me and just start asking me questions. Do you not hear my voice?
9. Dont ask me dumb questions or questions you already the know the answer to you and you just need clarification. Figure it out on your own.
8. (For patients) - if i tell you something on the phone (like dont send the money to us send it back to your insurance) DONT say ok and then a week letter im getting a check with your name on it. your causing more work for me and more reason to check into anger management.
7. If im on lunch; dont ask me questions related to work. i dont care. let me live in my 30 minutes of peace. thank you.
6. Why do my coworkers insist on SCREAMING into the phone? and when English isnt workin, they then switch it up to Spanish like thats going to make it any better. Now you screaming and I dont even know what the hell you talkin about.
5. Dont offer food every day and then one day when i ask you for a plastic fork you get mad. #forrealtho
4. Dont tell me my music too loud when all i can hear is Celine Dion and Chicago coming from your cubicle 4 people away.
3. If i have my headphones in and my ear piece on dont stand at my desk and just talk. all uses of my hearing are busy. leave a message.
2. If you hear me arguing with my boyfriend on the damn phone dont come over and interupt me asking me who does what go to or ask me what im having for lunch. im not in the mood for you.
1. (For Insurances) The second i call and drop to a rep and i hear the person has an accent or speaking broken english - i get an instant attitude. and what the hell makes you think that you can talk all fast with your damn accent like i know what the fuck you talking about. from my tone of voice and me asking you to repeat everything that comes outta ya illegal ass - you would think that they would slow the fuck down. and who are you to get an attitude with me ?! im in my motherland thank you very much. Geez LA-WEEZ. ugh gets on my damn nerves. Why me God? Why?